Learn Chinese in 4 minutes
- You are very short - Knee 'igh
- Are you harbouring a fugitive? -- Hu Yu Hai Ding?
- See me A.S.A.P. -- Kum Hia Nao
- Stupid Man -- Dum Gai
- Small Horse -- Tai Ni Po Ni
- Did you go to the beach? -- Wai Yu So Tan?
- I bumped into a coffee table -- Ai Bang Mai Ni
- I think you need a facelift -- Chin Tu Fat
- It's very dark in here -- Wai So Dim?
- Has your flight been delayed? -- Hao Long Wei Ting?
- That was an unauthorized execution. -- Lin Ching
- I thought you were on a diet -- Wai Yu Mun Ching?
- This is a tow away zone. -- No Pah King
- Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena? -- Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
- You are not very bright -- Yu So Dum
- I got this for free -- Ai No Pei
- I am not guilty -- Wai Hang Mi?
- Please, stay a while longer. -- Wai Go Nao?
- Our meeting was scheduled for next week -- Wai Yu Kum Nao
- They have arrived -- Hia Dei Kum
- Stay out of sight -- Lei Lo
- He's cleaning his automobile -- Wa Shing Ka
- Your body odor is offensive -- Yu stin ki pu
- Pew! does this bathroom stink! -- Hu Flung Dung?
The mother of already three is pregnant with her fourth child.
One evening, the eldest daughter says to her dad: Do you know, daddy, what I've found out?
No.
The new baby will be Chinese!
What?!
Yes. I've read in the paper that statistics shows that every fourth child born nowadays is Chinese!!!
One evening, the eldest daughter says to her dad: Do you know, daddy, what I've found out?
No.
The new baby will be Chinese!
What?!
Yes. I've read in the paper that statistics shows that every fourth child born nowadays is Chinese!!!
A Chinese friend of mine was sacked from the restaurant,
because he was always late for wok.
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