One day I go to New York to a big hotel. I go down to eat some breakfast. I tell the waitress I want 2 pieces of toast. She bringa me only 1 piece. I tell her I want 2 piece. She say go to the toilet. I say she no understand . I wanna two pieces on my plate. She said you'd ? better no piss on the plate, son of a beach. I dont know the lady and she call. me a son of a beach. Later I go (tense). to have some lunch at Drake restaurant, the waitress bring me a spoon, a knife but no fork. I tell her I want a fork. She tells me everybody wanna fock.. I tell her she no understand. , I want a fork on the table. She say. you better no. fork on the table you son of a beach. I dont even know her and she call me a son of a beach. So i go back to my room in hotel , and there's no sheet on my bed. I call the manager and tell him I want a sheet. He tell me go to the toilet. So I say you no understand. , I want a sheet on the bed. He say you better . not sheet on the bed you son of a beach. I dont even know the man and he call me a son of a beach. I go to checkout and the man at the counter say peace on you. I say peace on you too you son of a beach. I go back to italy!!!